Peanuts
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Peanuts
by wingnut2 » Sat Dec 01, 2018 5:17 pm
I walked into my local pub yesterday and ordered a pint whilst I was waiting I noticed a bowl of peanuts that spoke to me it said "you look hansom today" and then it said "I like your glasses" when the bar man returned I said "what's with the peanuts" he replied "oh there complementary" 
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Re: Peanuts
by casper » Sat Dec 01, 2018 8:40 pm
What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit?… An astronut!
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Re: Peanuts
by Morris » Sat Dec 01, 2018 9:56 pm
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Re: Peanuts
by royjess » Mon Dec 03, 2018 8:35 pm
Q: Where do peanut drivers go to fill their tanks?
A: The Shell station!
Two peanuts were walking down a road
One was assaulted
Q: Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter?
A: I'm not telling you. You might spread it!
Q: What kind of nuts hang?
A: wallnuts.
A: The Shell station!
Two peanuts were walking down a road
One was assaulted
Q: Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter?
A: I'm not telling you. You might spread it!
Q: What kind of nuts hang?
A: wallnuts.
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Re: Peanuts
by casper » Tue Dec 04, 2018 11:50 am
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What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: Its nice, but can it pick up peanuts?
What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: Its nice, but can it pick up peanuts?
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Re: Peanuts
by number1 » Tue Dec 04, 2018 4:38 pm
Why did the peanuts run across the motorway?
Because their nuts!
Because their nuts!
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