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Postby wingnut2 » Sat Dec 01, 2018 5:17 pm

I walked into my local pub yesterday and ordered a pint whilst I was waiting I noticed a bowl of peanuts that spoke to me it said "you look hansom today" and then it said "I like your glasses" when the bar man returned I said "what's with the peanuts" he replied "oh there complementary" :laughing-rolling:
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Re: Peanuts

Postby casper » Sat Dec 01, 2018 8:40 pm

What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit?… An astronut!
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Re: Peanuts

Postby steve131 » Sat Dec 01, 2018 8:42 pm

:doh:
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Re: Peanuts

Postby Morris » Sat Dec 01, 2018 9:56 pm

:laughing-rolling: :lol:
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Re: Peanuts

Postby wingnut2 » Sun Dec 02, 2018 4:58 pm

:lol: :lol: :laughing-rolling:
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Re: Peanuts

Postby royjess » Mon Dec 03, 2018 8:35 pm

Q: Where do peanut drivers go to fill their tanks?
A: The Shell station!

Two peanuts were walking down a road
One was assaulted

Q: Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter?
A: I'm not telling you. You might spread it!

Q: What kind of nuts hang?
A: wallnuts.
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Re: Peanuts

Postby casper » Tue Dec 04, 2018 11:50 am

assaulted :laughing-rolling:
What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: Its nice, but can it pick up peanuts?
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Re: Peanuts

Postby number1 » Tue Dec 04, 2018 4:38 pm

Why did the peanuts run across the motorway?

Because their nuts!
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