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Postby Mark » Tue Dec 29, 2020 8:51 am

Terrible news

I have been injured during the 5-a-side Boxing Day soccer game.

A small cow ran onto the pitch and hit me in the lower leg.

The doctor says I now have a calf injury
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Postby number1 » Tue Dec 29, 2020 2:04 pm

Mooo, sorry I meant Boo, or is this Bull sxxt :laughing-rolling:
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Postby royjess » Tue Dec 29, 2020 8:35 pm

Please don't! :doh: ...

... please don't milk it... :laughing-rolling:
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Postby Mark » Sun Jan 03, 2021 6:33 am

Bought a cheap new jumper in the sales that kept picking up static electricity.
So I took it back and exchanged it for another one free of charge.
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Postby royjess » Sun Jan 03, 2021 9:43 am

Mark wrote:Bought a cheap new jumper in the sales that kept picking up static electricity.
So I took it back and exchanged it for another one free of charge.


That joke is shocking :laughing-rolling:
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Postby Mark » Sun Jan 03, 2021 11:58 am

royjess wrote:
Mark wrote:Bought a cheap new jumper in the sales that kept picking up static electricity.
So I took it back and exchanged it for another one free of charge.


That joke is shocking :laughing-rolling:


:doh: :laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling:
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Postby Morris » Sun Jan 03, 2021 5:08 pm

:lol: :lol:
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