GREAT WHITE SHARKS
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GREAT WHITE SHARKS
by COENIE » Mon Jul 26, 2010 4:54 pm
Two great white sharks, swimming in the ocean, noticed a ship in distress.
"Follow me, son," the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the ship. "First we swim around the people in the water with just the tip of our fins showing."
And they did. "Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing."
And they did. "Now we eat everybody."
And they did.
When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?"
His wise father replied, "Because they taste better without the s..t inside!"
"Follow me, son," the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the ship. "First we swim around the people in the water with just the tip of our fins showing."
And they did. "Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing."
And they did. "Now we eat everybody."
And they did.
When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?"
His wise father replied, "Because they taste better without the s..t inside!"
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Re: GREAT WHITE SHARKS
by GrantJ » Wed Jul 28, 2010 5:15 pm
Very good Coenie! 
In light of what has been happening in our part of the world the last few days maybe we should change it to tigers instead of sharks!
Just to fill the non South Africans in on this: On Monday night someone was transporting a 140Kg Bengal Tiger from one town to another to take it to the vet and when they got there they discovered the tiger had jumped out somewhere on route. The tiger is now running around loose in the countryside and so far has not been found despite numerous sightings of the beast as well as land and air search by hundreds of people.
In light of what has been happening in our part of the world the last few days maybe we should change it to tigers instead of sharks!
Just to fill the non South Africans in on this: On Monday night someone was transporting a 140Kg Bengal Tiger from one town to another to take it to the vet and when they got there they discovered the tiger had jumped out somewhere on route. The tiger is now running around loose in the countryside and so far has not been found despite numerous sightings of the beast as well as land and air search by hundreds of people.
So many models, so little time!
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Re: GREAT WHITE SHARKS
by sws35 » Thu Jul 29, 2010 3:40 pm
Good anecdote. I translated my friends, they laughed for a long time
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