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Marital confessions

Postby Gundog » Sun Jul 19, 2015 11:28 am

A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their tenth wedding anniversary when the wife says:-
'Darling, as this is such a special occasion, I think that it is time I made a confession to you. Before we were married I was a hooker.

The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife's
eyes and says, 'My love, you have been a perfect wife for ten years. I
can't hold your past against you, maybe you could show me a few tricks of the trade to spice up our sex life a bit?'

His wife answered, 'I don't think you quite understand my love ...I meant my name was Brian and I played rugby for Wales.
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