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From the mouths of children......

Postby Mark » Fri Aug 21, 2015 7:24 am

Not so much a joke, but a true story......
It was my daughter's new school induction day today. The kids were talking about pocket money and one of the dads said that he gets paid for doing chores too ! Then Laura said, My dad gets paid for dealing with idiots !

Not exactly what you expect a 7 year old to come out with !!! I didn't know whether to laugh or tell her off ! Couldn't keep a straight face, so I did both !

However, it's perfectly true........ :angry-banghead: :angry-banghead: :angry-banghead:
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Re: From the mouths of children......

Postby Experten » Mon Aug 24, 2015 3:56 pm

ha!

Reminds me of the time I was driving in Denver, CO with the windows down, and my 4 year old daughter in the back seat. We are stopped at a light, and she leans towards the window and screams at the top of her little lungs;

"NICE DRIVING, AS***LE!!!"

I choked. Where do they learn such language??
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Re: From the mouths of children......

Postby Mark » Mon Aug 24, 2015 4:28 pm

Experten wrote:Where do they learn such language??


I wonder :laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling: :oops: :oops:

Why is it, you can say a bad word, just once, and they learn it in an instant !! But you try to teach them to say please and thank you.......
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Re: From the mouths of children......

Postby casper » Mon Aug 24, 2015 4:37 pm

when my wife was a small girl aged 6 or 7 a knock came from the front door, her mother sent her to answer the door and told her to tell the milk man "moms not here"
she answered the front door to the milk man and said " my mom said she,s not here" the postman asked where she was and the little girl said "behind the soffa" :oops: :lol:
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