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Postby Mark » Tue Sep 15, 2015 12:10 pm

Sam: “My maths teacher said I was average”
Georgie: “What a mean thing to say”
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Re: Maths joke

Postby Gundog » Tue Sep 15, 2015 1:46 pm

How do statisticians eat their apple pie?

A la mode
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Re: Maths joke

Postby Mark » Tue Sep 15, 2015 6:30 pm

Gundog wrote:How do statisticians eat their apple pie?

A la mode


And they like their streaks medium........
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Re: Maths joke

Postby casper » Wed Sep 16, 2015 10:19 pm

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Re: Maths joke

Postby Chadders87 » Tue Sep 29, 2015 12:49 pm

Mark wrote: And they like their streaks medium........


Unless they want Pi.
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Re: Maths joke

Postby Mark » Fri Jan 22, 2016 4:27 pm

Teacher: "Why is the longest hand on record only 11 inches?"

Johnny: "Any longer and it would be a foot"
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