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The most unexpected interview

Postby royjess » Sun Dec 06, 2015 11:53 am

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the back ground checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalist, two were men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took the first man to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside of this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!"

"You can't be serious" said the man, "I could never shoot my wife."

The agent said "Then you're not the right man for this job."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took his gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried," he said, "but I can't kill my wife."

The agent said "You don't have what it takes; take your wife and go home."

Finally it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another, until the clip was empty. Then they heard screaming, crashing, and banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door slowly open and there stood the woman.

She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, "Somebody loaded this gun with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair."
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Re: The most unexpected interview

Postby Sojourner » Sun Dec 06, 2015 12:15 pm

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