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Some old men can still think fast!!

Postby royjess » Fri Feb 05, 2016 8:06 pm

Ron, an elderly man in Florida, had owned a large farm for several years, which had a pond at the back. It was suitable for swimming, so he fixed it up nicely with picnic tables, horseshoes courts, and some orange and lime trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

When he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence, and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

Ron frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding the bucket up Ron said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

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