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A little bit naughty?



A little bit naughty?

Postby Swordfish Fairey » Wed Mar 02, 2016 10:39 pm

A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant.
They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands.

The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly
noticed the woman slowly sliding down her chair, under the table and under
the table cloth but the man stared straight ahead.

The waitress, thinking this behaviour a bit risqué and worried that it might
offend other diners, went over to the table and, tactfully, began by saying
to the man:

"Pardon me sir, but I think your wife possibly through illness just slid under the table."

The man calmly looked up at her and said:

"No, she didn't .......... she just walked in."
Be yourself........Everyone else is taken....

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Re: A little bit naughty?

Postby Mark » Thu Mar 03, 2016 3:44 am

Brilliant :laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling:

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