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The Pharmacist

Postby Mike B » Thu May 12, 2016 2:45 pm

I went to my nearby pharmacy and asked to speak to the pharmacist on duty.

As I waited, I took out my little brown bottle, along with a teaspoon, and set them up on the counter.

The pharmacist came over, smiled, and asked if he could help me.
I said, "Yes! Could you please taste this for me?"

Seeing a senior citizen, the Pharmacist went along. He took the spoon, put a tiny bit of the liquid on it, put it on his tongue and swilled it around. Then, with a stomach-churning look on his face, he spat it out on the floor and began coughing.

When he was finally finished, I looked him right in the eye and asked, "Now, does that taste sweet to you?"

The pharmacist, shaking his head back and forth with a venomous look in his eyes yelled, "HELL NO!!!"

I said, "Oh, thank God! That's a real relief! My doctor told me to have a pharmacist test my urine for sugar!"
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Re: The Pharmacist

Postby number1 » Thu May 12, 2016 4:39 pm

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Postby royjess » Fri May 13, 2016 6:51 pm

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