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The art collector

PostPosted: Sun Jul 10, 2016 9:32 am
by Gundog
A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and asked to speak to his client.

"Saul, I have some good news and I have some bad news."

The art collector replied, "I've had an awful day; let's hear the good news first."

The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she invested $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15 - 50 million. I think she could be right."

Saul replied enthusiastically, "Well done! My wife is a brilliant business woman! You've just made my day. Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?"

The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you and your secretary."

Re: The art collector

PostPosted: Sun Jul 10, 2016 9:48 am
by royjess
:clap: :laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling:

Re: The art collector

PostPosted: Sun Jul 10, 2016 5:24 pm
by Mark
Brilliant :laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling:

Re: The art collector

PostPosted: Wed Aug 17, 2016 8:38 pm
by Mike B
Excellent!