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A clean Johnny joke (there aren't many that are!)

Postby Mark » Sun Jan 28, 2018 5:34 pm

Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?”

Johnny: “Seven.”

Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”

Johnny: “Seven.”

Teacher: “Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?”

Johnny: “Six.”

Teacher: “Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”

Johnny: “Seven!”

Teacher: “Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!”

Johnny: “Because I’ve already got a cat!”
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Re: A clean Johnny joke (there aren't many that are!)

Postby wingnut2 » Sun Jan 28, 2018 5:44 pm

LOL LOL, wink.
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Re: A clean Johnny joke (there aren't many that are!)

Postby royjess » Sun Jan 28, 2018 9:48 pm

:doh:
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