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Postby Mike B » Thu May 12, 2016 2:53 pm

A woman goes to her local pharmacist and asks for a bottle of arsenic.
The pharmacists asks her why she wants arsenic and she replies she wants to poison her husband because he has been cheating on her.
The pharmacist says he cannot give her arsenic after she admitted to him she planned to poison her husband.
So she shows the pharmacist a photo of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist says "Why didn't you tell me you had a prescription"
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Re: Another Pharmacist

Postby Mark » Thu May 12, 2016 3:28 pm

Ive missed these jokes :laughing-rolling:
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Re: Another Pharmacist

Postby royjess » Fri May 13, 2016 6:53 pm

:laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling: :clap: :clap:
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Re: Another Pharmacist

Postby Mark » Fri May 13, 2016 7:08 pm

A rather cocky young lad rolls into the pharmacy and approaches a very stern faced, elderly assistant.
He says, "Can I have 25 packets of extra large condoms please Miss ?"

The assistant peers down her nose at the young lad and replies haughtily, "Don't you 'Miss' me !"

OK, replies the boy, make that 26 packets !!
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Re: Another Pharmacist

Postby Chadders87 » Sat May 14, 2016 9:10 pm

A young lad, of age (family forum) and in heat goes to the local pharmacy.

He goes up to the pharmacist and asks for a pack of condoms.
"A triple pack if you will... I going round the girlfriends house for dinner tonight, and I think i'm going to get lucky"

Pharmacist looks at the boy "Good man, it's always best to go prepared. She'll appreciate that. We do sell singles though"

The boy gives a sly chuckle and replies "No way. I'ts her birthday... I plan on giving her the time of her life and slipping it in the back door too"

The pharmacist, genuinely amused asks "What about the third then?"

"Well thats for her mum. She's been flirting with me since I first saw her so when the girlfriends falls asleep I'm going to sneak out and give one to the mum".

Now thats abit to much for the phartmacist so he sells the lad the condoms and doesnt say another word as he sells the condoms and watches the boy leave, shaking his head.

A few hours later the boy is at his girlfriends house sat at the dinner table. His girlfrind is next to him, and they are just waiting for everyone else to sit down. In walks mum, dad and her sister, at which point he bows his head to say grace.

10 Minutes later he is still praying, so his girlfriend taps him on the shoulder and says "I didnt know you were this religious"

He replies "and I didnt know your dad was a Pharmacist"
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Re: Another Pharmacist

Postby number1 » Sun May 15, 2016 8:24 am

Brilliant :laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling:
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Re: Another Pharmacist

Postby royjess » Sun May 15, 2016 12:20 pm

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