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The art collector

Postby Gundog » Sun Jul 10, 2016 9:32 am

A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and asked to speak to his client.

"Saul, I have some good news and I have some bad news."

The art collector replied, "I've had an awful day; let's hear the good news first."

The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she invested $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15 - 50 million. I think she could be right."

Saul replied enthusiastically, "Well done! My wife is a brilliant business woman! You've just made my day. Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?"

The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you and your secretary."
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Re: The art collector

Postby royjess » Sun Jul 10, 2016 9:48 am

:clap: :laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling:
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Re: The art collector

Postby Mark » Sun Jul 10, 2016 5:24 pm

Brilliant :laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling:
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Re: The art collector

Postby Mike B » Wed Aug 17, 2016 8:38 pm

Excellent!
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